Lobster’s Bio
Born: 15 Nov 2003 (Sydney, Australia)
Marital status: Single but always looking!
Star sign: Scorpio (male)
Interests/hobbies:
* “Tank surfing” on a Hayabusa 1300 and dirtbikes
* Collecting rubber chickens, pigs and dog toys
* Riding “shotgun” in work vehicles
* Playing with cats
* Stick fetching
* Long walks on the beach
Fetishes:
* Slapping himself in the face with pink rubber gloves and rubber chickens!
* Eating G-strings (clean or worn, no preference!)
First sexual experience: With his best mate Kitty (a male cat!) at 5 months old
Offspring: 11 puppies at 1 year old with his ex, Lady, also a bull terrier
Favourite food: Sausages, pistachios
Dislikes: Quarantine, angry people
Loves: People, kids, people with any disabilaty, to be loved, balloons (and cats!)
Biggest wish at present:
* To go back home!